The Department is accepting applications to be a Marine Officer according to a Department Notice we spotted. Not much publicity on this one for some reason. It's almost like they don't want everyone to apply.

As we have the buoyancy properties of a large boulder and never actually learned to swim, don't expect us to apply. That and the fact that each time a Marine Officer dives in the river or the lake they have to fill out an "Exposure to Communicable Disease" report kind of kills the desire for us.

But good luck to everyone who tries out.